when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
this one has been sitting on my desk for ages!
eyebrow game strong
Dear Nepeta, I Think You Would Look Fabelous In A Red Christmas Dress.
We are the crystal gems, we always save the day
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
Going on my list right fucking now.
I’m both disgusted and tantalized at the same time!
Erwin your scarf is ugly